terbanglah's posts with tag: anecdots
Menghargai dengan hormat, atas telah terbentuknya sebuah kecabangan baru dari Kelas ENEMBA pada program Pascasarjana Sampoerna ITB; yaitu sebuah "fraternities" bernama "enemba perjuangan", atau biasa dikenal sebagai "ENEMBA-P".  Enemba Perjuangan itu sendiri merupakan upaya sekelompok mahasiswa/i, yang seluruhnya dijamin merupakan anggota aktif Kelas ENEMBA, dalam melakukan pendalaman materi serta demi memenuhi rasa ingin tahu yang agak berlebihan, walau tetap sehat, atas beberapa subyek kuliah tertentu. Di anaara nya adalah untuk subyek "Financial & Mgmt Accounting" atau yang biasa disingkat sebagai FMA. Demi memenuhi asas kerahasiaan maupun praduga tak bersalah, daftar lengkap enemba perjuangan dengan sangat menyesal terpaksa tidak dapat kami beberkan.
Pendirian pakta rahasia tersebut ditandai dengan telah diikutinya ujian mid-term pertama kelas "Financial & Mgmt Accounting" yang diadakan secara marathon setelah mengikuti kuliah sehari penuh pada hari Minggu kemarin (dan utk tiap hari Minggu sebelumnya dan yang akan datang).
Ujian yang, indah sekali!, diadakan pada jam terakhir kelas, yang bisa ditebak disengaja oleh pihak fakultas biar kandidat peserta nggak pada langsung kabur, dan terbukti telah dengan sukses menyiksa daya tahan fisik dan mental para kandidat hingga batas2 yang nyaris tak tertahankan oleh manusia normal. Untuk dicatat, seluruh kandidat enemba perjuangan juga tetap wajib menghadiri kelas regular Sabtu yang juga berlangsung sehari penuh (pk 08 pagi s/d 06 sore). Sehingga seluruh kandidat enemba perjuangan, secara efektif, tidak akan pernah dapat menikmati keindahan akhir pekan bersama yang terkasih. Padahal ada yang baru jadian tuuww… Kasian deh, lu! *grin* Tersiar kabar, bahwa salah seorang kandidat diduga nyaris semaput, dan lantas melarikan diri dari kenyataan dengan cara kabur dari kelas dan menumpang tidur di dalam WC selama ½ jam -- pada saat kelas sedang berlangsung. Konfirmasi atas kebenaran berita ini masih dalam penelusuran. Akan sangat dihargai bila kandidat ybs bersedia mengakui perbuatan nya secara jantan! :p Dari jagat enemba pada umumnya, mohon ucapan selamat atas pendirian kecabangan baru ini, sekaligus doa restu nya; agar tujuan2 kandidat yang pada umumnya mulia (reff: pendalaman materi FMA, etc) dapat tercapai dengan baik, lancar, dan selamat. Amen!
TLT
saksi mata dan subyek pelapor
photo courtesy of TLT, taken on ITB campus
Bandung, saturday, Jun 7, 2008
PS:
In the USA, the term "fraternities", often colloquially shortened to "frats", generally refers to all-male or mixed-sex organizations. The female-only equivalent is usually called a "sorority", a word first used in 1874 at Gamma Phi Beta at Syracuse University— before this, societies for either sex were called "fraternities." To this day, some women's organizations prefer to be called "women's fraternities". Outside North America, they are also referred to as "student corporations", "academic corporations", or simply "corporations" [from wikipedia]
Enemba Perjuangan adalah kutipan bebas dari "PDI Perjuangan"; sebuah partai bentukan mantan Presiden Megawati sebagai akibat kekisruhan ex Peristiwa 27 Juli 1996, saat kantor pusat PDI di Jl Surabaya, Jakarta, diserbu, dihancurkan, dan diambilalih.
 Barusan dapat dari teman; buat selingan saja. Coba simak lyric dari Bear Stearns Rhapsody di bawah ini dan nyanyikan persis seperti lagu nya supergroup Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody. Intriguing! *grin
Supaya bisa ngakak atas joke ini, musti tahu dulu soal krisis yg lagi terjadi di Amrik. Berikut beberapa hints: - Bear Stearns adalah sebuah bank investasi Wall Street yang terkena krisis yang gawat yang sedang dicoba diselamatkan oleh The Fed (Federal Reserve, Bank Sentral AS).
- Bernanke (Ben Shalom Bernanke) adalah Gubernur The Fed, pengganti Alan Greenspan.
- Peloton, gue kurang jelas, tapi mungkin adalah Peloton Partners LLP, sebuah Fund Manager yang berbasis di London (atau mungkin edisi Perancis film perang ngetop; Platoon, hehehe...).
My fave line:
"...Bernanke! Bernanke!
Can you save the whole market?"
Mantabbbbsss...!! Huhahhaha.. Emang rada meragukan nih, sosok Gubernur BI yg satu ini. Oops! I mean, head of the Fed, dheng! Hihi..
PS:
- Fortune Magz' cover scanned by me, as of Apr 4, 2008
- Queen's Picture taken from Wikipedia, as of Apr 3, 2008
 Bear Stearns Rhapsody (a.k.a. Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody) Is this the real price?
Is this just fantasy?
Financial landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
And look at your buys and see.
I'm now a poor boy (poor boy)
High-yielding casualty
Because I bought it high, watched it blow
Rating high, value low
Any way the Fed goes
Doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama - just killed my fund
Quoted CDO's instead
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead
Mama - I had just begun
These CDO's have blown it all away
Mama - oooh-hoo-ooo
I still wanna buy
I sometimes wish I'd never left Goldman at all.
(guitar solo)
~~~
I see a little silhouette of a Fed
Bernanke! Bernanke! Can you save the whole market?
Monolines and munis - very very frightening me!
Super senior, super senior
Super senior CDO - magnifico
I'm long of subprime, nobody loves me
He's long of subprime CDO fantasy
Spare the margin call you monstrous PB!
Easy come easy go, will you let me go?
Peloton! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Peloton! We will not let you go
(let him go !)
Peloton! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go
let me go (never) Never let you go - let me go Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, No, NO, NO ! -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
S&P had the devil put aside
for me
For me, for me, for me
~~~
So you think you can fund me and spit in my eye?
And then margin call me and leave me to die Oh PB - can't do this to me
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
No price really matters
No liquidity
Nothing really matters - no price really matters to me
Any way the Fed goes.....
according to a friend, this anecdote was actually sent by Prof Dr Arief Budiman, who recently retired from his post at Melbourne Univ. Pretty funny and straightforward in caricaturing the "fate" of the respective nation, huehehe..
Two ITALIAN men and a lady stranded on a deserted island;
The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.
Two AMERICAN men and a lady stranded on a deserted island;
They both had the lady TOGETHER.
Two FRENCH men and a lady stranded on a deserted island;
They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.
Two THAI men and a lady stranded on a deserted island;
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.
Two FILIPINO men and a lady stranded on a deserted island;
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.
Two INDONESIAN men and a lady stranded on a deserted island; -
The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor.
The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.
Two MALAYSIAN men and a lady stranded on a deserted island; -
The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other man because she was rejected by both.
Two SINGAPOREAN men and a lady stranded on a deserted island;
The two men did nothing because there is no instruction from the GOVERNMENT.
Ngomong2 lebih jauh soal kelas Akuntansi dan “bunga-bunga api” yang sedang beterbangan, berikut ada tehnical know-how tentang audit. Salam buat rekan2 auditor maupun yang beruntung sudah lulus alias udah jadi mantan auditor -- dari seseorang yang pernah mengalami neraka dunia bernama Kantor Akuntan Publik alias auditor! Hehehe.. (tulisan di bawah asli nya gue fwd ke teman2 EnEMBA class di Sampoerna-ITB yg lagi pada bete dan pusing belajar Akuntansi, hehe)
Auditor, Menikah dengan..
source: unknown
Saya menikahi wanita yang memiliki karir profesional: Akuntan Publik. Ya, dia adalah seorang auditor. Dan coba tebak apa yang dilakukannya ...
1. Dia menyuruhku untuk menggunakan metode LIFO saat mengambil makanan yang disimpan di kulkas. Aduh ...
2. Dia menganggapku tidak berbakat dalam bermain dengan angka. Aku sih no problem, makanya dia yang mengurus anggaran rumah tangga. Eh, tiap akhir bulan dia bikin invoice tagihan Profesional Fee sama aku. Waktu kubilang kalau aku ini suaminya, bukan kliennya, dia malah minta advance payment.
3. Aku heran kenapa pengeluaran terus meningkat steadily, sehingga suatu hari, aku mengintip kertas-kertas yang ada di ordner berlabel "Current File". Tak heran! Dia rupanya men charge mileage (jarak) dan overtime ke dalam anggaran rumah tangga. Dia juga menagihkan Out of Pocket Expense ke dalamnya. Dia gila, dan aku udah bilang itu ke dia. Eh, dia malah bilang, "Ya enggaklah sayang, aku kan auditor ..."
4. Setiap lembar kertas di rumah dicopy dan difilekan. Alasan dia, ada peraturan yang mengharuskan dia memaintain copy hasil kerjanya selama 10 tahun. Aku sungguh-sungguh khawatir ....
5. Dia bilang kalau dia cinta aku, dan aku bilang kalau aku cinta dia juga. Tapi tetap aja, dia tidak pernah percaya. Katanya, ada kemungkinan terjadi mis-statement. Dan dia memintaku membuat Representation Letter mengenai masalah ini ... Duhhh
6. Tahun lalu laporan keuangan rumah kami mendapatkan Opini Qualified karena aku gak menyimpan supporting document atas expensesku.
7. Awalnya aku heran, kenapa setiap akhir tahun selalu berdatangan surat-surat dari seluruh famili, kolega, termasuk warung di depan rumah. Ternyata, istriku mengirimkan Confirmation Letter kepada mereka semua. Waktu aku protes, dia bilang, konfirmasi dari pihak eksternal lebih realible. Cape deh ...
8. Waktu istriku masak, dia sering tidak mengikuti resep. Bila resep bilang, tambahkan setengah sendok garam, atau satu sendok teh gula, atau setengah gelas air, dia selalu tidak peduli. Dia bilang kalau itu tidak material bila dibandingkan dengan seluruh menu yang disiapkan, hingga bisa diabaikan.
9. Aku bilang, dia itu gila. Tapi anehnya, semua orang bilang kalau dia auditor. Di kamus, ternyata kata "auditor" bukan sinonim untuk "gila". Pasti kamusnya ketinggalan zaman.
10. Waktu kami menikah, dia memberikan Engagement Letter padaku. Awalnya aku bilang, "Oh, makasih ya sayang ..." Ternyata setiap tahun dia memberikan surat yang sama. Katanya, standarnya mengharuskan dia melakukan itu bila ada indikasi kalau aku keliru memahami tujuan dan scope dari Engagement. Dia juga bilang, aku tidak bisa pisah dari dia begitu saja. Dia punya hak untuk didengar sebelum aku menunjuk orang lain. Dan dia juga menegaskan bila aku menunjuk orang lain menggantikan dia, maka harus ada komunikasi antara dia dan penggantinya, agar dia bisa menyampaikan keberatan profesionalnya. Mati kita ...
11. Phew ... Kadang kala, aku berpikir, kalau dia membahayakan Going Concern nya pernikahan ini. Duh ... Kok aku jadi kebawa-bawa dia ...
12. Ku kira pernikahanku ini sudah cukup gila, tapi ternyata ada temanku yang juga kawin dengan akuntan, punya cerita yang lebih parah. Istrinya mengkapitalisasi biaya pernikahan sebagai Preliminary Expenses, dan mengamortisasinya setiap tahun. Biaya-biaya yang dikeluarkan sebelum berumah tangga, juga dikapitalisasi sebagai biaya pra-pernikahan. Juga, waktu yang dihabiskannya selama pacaran sebelum menikah sedang dalam proses valuasi, untuk dimasukkan sebagai intangible assets.
Teman-teman, berpikirlah dua kali sebelum menikahi auditor. Kalau kau sudah berpikir dua kali dan tetap memutuskan untuk menikahinya, pikirkan dua kali lagi. Kau harus mempertimbangkan besarnya risk sebelum memulai engagement. Duh ... Aku ternyata sudah gila.
Aku, seorang auditee seumur hidup...
PS:
Photo courtesy of TLT, May 29, 2003, taken on PricewaterhouseCoopers' building lobby level; when I was hosting a visit from Tarumanagara University students.
Disclaimer:
The photo was posted for illustration purpose only, and not connected to nor portrayed this anecdot in whatsoever.
First, there came a respond from my ex lecture in SAP, who currently working and living aboard (huaa..I envy him!). Amusingly thrilled to read the Bahasa version previously posted here, he gave me another intriguing yet hilarious version about Accenture and Steve Jobs.
ACCENTURE:
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Accenture, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Accenture helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes, and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.
Accenture convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Accenture consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution.
Accenture helped the chicken change to become more successful.
STEVE JOBS:
Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wakeup calls and provides dinner, automatically. This amazing device can simply plug in to the $4000 iCoop to produce additional iChickens and recharge existing iChickens, or plug it into the $9000 iChop to convert iChicken files into iFood. iFood-to-Regular Food converters sell for an additional $50/month fee, however the optional iFood-to-FoodXP converter is still in development. iChickens are only available from authorized iDealers, which can be found in nearly every US state. If your iChicken develops a disease or stops working, you must send it by FedEx Overnight to Littleton, Montana and our iTechnicians will send you a replacement within 3 months. The iChicken. Wow.
Then, these hilarious version was shared by Little Thinker This one is pretty cool! The characters were boldly defined and can speak for themselves. That's add more to the thrill and the laugh. Maybe because it was in English; a language that more romantically structured and interpreted than Bahasa? Hehhehe..
Oh, my fave line was by Voltaire, a personal credo, indeed.. *grin
GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing- the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it - the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it has a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook, and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
Pertanyaan :
KENAPA AYAM MENYEBERANG JALAN?????
Jawaban dari :
* Guru TK : supaya sampai ke ujung jalan
* PLATO : untuk mencari kebaikan yang lebih baik
* POPE : hanya Tuhan yang tahu
* POLISI : beri saya lima menit dengan ayam itu, saya akan tahu kenapa
* ARISTOTELES : karena merupakan sifat alami dari ayam
* KAPTEN JAMES T.KIRK (star trek) : karena dia ingin pergi ke tempat yang belum pernah ia datangi
* MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR : saya memimpikan suatu dunia yang membebaskan semua ayam menyebrang jalan tanpa mempertanyakan kenapa
* MACHIAVELLI : poin pentingnya adalah ayam menyebrang jalan!siapa yang peduli kenapa!akhir dari penyebrangan akan menentukan motivasi ayam itu
* FREUD : fakta bahwa kalian semua begitu peduli pada alasan ayam itu menunjukkan ketidaknyaman seksual kalian yang tersembunyi
* GEORGE W.BUSH : kami tidak peduli kenapa ayam itu mnyeberang! kami cuma ingin tau apakah ayam itu ada di pihak kami atau tidak, apa dia bersama kami atau melawan kami.tidak ada pihak tengah di sini!
* DARWIN : ayam telah melalui periode waktu yang luar biasa, telah melalui seleksi alam dengan cara tertentu dan secara alami tereliminasi dengan menyeberang jalan.
* EINSTEIN : Apakah ayam itu meyebrang jalan atau jalan yang bergerak dibawah ayam itu, itu semua tergantung pada sudut pandang kita sendiri
* NELSON MANDELA : Tidak akan pernah lagi ayam ditanyai kenapa menyebrang jalan! dia adalah panutan yang akan saya bela sampai mati
* THABO MBEKI : kita harus mencari tau apakah memang benar ada kolerasi antara ayam dan jalan
* MUGABE : Setelah sekian lama jalan dikuasai petani kulit putih, ayam miskin yang tertindas telah menanti terlalu lama agar jalan itu diberikan kepadanya dan sekarang dia menyebranginya dengan dorongan ayam2 veteran perang. Kami bertekad mengambil alih jalan tersebut dan memberikannya pada ayam, sehingga dia bisa menyebranginya tanpa ketakutan yang diberikan oleh pemerintahan inggris yang berjanji akan mereformasi jalan itu. Kami tidak akan berhenti sampai ayam yang tidak punya jalan itu punya jalan untuk diseberangi dan punya kemerdekaan untuk menyeberanginya!
* SIR ISAAC NEWTON : Semua ayam di bumi ini kan menyebrang jalan secara tegak lurus dalam garis lurus yang tidak terbatas dalam kecepatan yang seragam, terkecuali jika ayam berhenti karena ada reaksi yang tidak seimbang dari arah berlawanan.
Source: unknown
After the coffee break taken at the cozy lounge, and the friendly atmosphere, the class is ready to be begun again. And the lectures confidently explained it further: …cont’d… Another alternative that could be used is “Underground Gasification”, methods as follows: 1. drying 2. devolatilization 3. combustion 4. reduction : reducing CO2 and H2O C + CO2 à 2CO C + H2O à CO + H2 Talking about going underground, we know Antarejo as the hero who could do it. But be noted not to mix it up with Tetuko, that going up and away. Because the name stands for “..sing beli ‘ra teko-teko..”  And the class broke in such delightful laughter! *grin Can you guess why?
Sudirman Skyscraper at Nite Thursday, Sep 06, 2007 – 22.10 wib Hints: In order to fully get the dry anecdote, you must understand Javanese, read the papers today, and especially managed to spot the headline.. heuheuhe…
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"..we're not measured by what we can do, but by what we WANT to do.."
-- Dumbledore to Harry, the Chamber of Secrets,
-- Trans TV, Dec 25, 2006 - 23.59 wib
Uhh, semalam habis nonton Harry Potter the Sorcere's Stone di TV baru (halah!:p)
Never liked the story anyway; it's way too complicated, too dark, too mature, and especially too saddistic for kids' consumption. But, hey, gotta admit it that it also has its good side. Though filming it was not one of it, of course! *grin
Aint talking about the movie, but just wanna share this hillarious small quiz received from FS’ bulletin boards – original sources remains unknown. But why don’t you try it yourself, so we can compare it to one another?*grin
Jakarta 14130 Cilincing
Monday, Dec 25, 2006 - 18:18 PM
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GRYFFINDOR
[x] You've never done drugs
[x] You have a lot of friends
[x] You get along with everyone
[x] You haven't made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball/softball
[x] You're into writing and art
[ ] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory
[ ] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[x] One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[ ] Good grades at school
[x] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college
TOTAL: 10
HUFFLEPUFF
[ ] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[ ] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist
[x] You're an optimist.
[x] You're completely straight-edge.
[ ] You're very emotional.
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[ ] You don't believe in going steady at a young age
[ ] You've made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 4
RAVENCLAW
[ ] You're depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[x] You're shy.
[ ] Bush is trying his hardest
[x] You've been in love before
[x] You're very smart
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ] Emo/screamo/indie is one of your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[ ] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Red is one of your favorite colors.
[x] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 9
SLYTHERIN
[x] There's at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[ ] You've lied about something serious.
[x] You're a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[ ] Favorite music genre is metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[ ] You're scared to grow up.
[ ] You've done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 6
REPOST WITH:
Part Gryffindor, part Ravenclaw
(you're belong to the club you got the most score)
By All Means, Marry Her!
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Source : unknown
From : Yenny Zulmadjdi
TLT’s Note : You guys, especially the married ones, tell me if you find any of these following are true. :p
David Bissonette:
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
Sacha Guitry:
“After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.”
Hemant Joshi:
“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.”
Socrates:
“Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.”
Dumas:
“The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?”
Sigmund Freud:
“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”
Anonymous:
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman:
“I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison:
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran:
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray:
“Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.”
Nash:
“The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...”
Anonymous:
“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.”
Henny Youngman:
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
Rodney Dangerfield:
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.”
Milton Berle:
“Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.”
Anonymous:
“A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous”
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Guys,
Ada saat tertentu, di mana kita merasa begitu berbeda dg pasangan kita. Dan itu, katanya, semua secara garis besar dapat dibagi ke dalam 3 kelp besar; yaitu saat kita berhubungan pada 6 minggu pertama, setelah bareng2 selama 6 bulan, atau setelah 6 th kemudian. Yah, namanya juga katanya.. Buat yg belum, this is for you to ponder about. Tapi buat yg udah ngalamin; gimana, cocok nggak? Hhehee…
Jakarta 12870 Pancoran
Thu, Jul 27, 2006 - 13:48 wib
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Sebelum Tidur :
6 weeks: selamat bobo sayang, mimpi indah ya, mmmuach.
6 months: tolong matiin lampunya, silau nih.
6 years : besok kita beli selimut 1 lagi ya biar ngga rebutan gini.
Pake Toilet:
6 weeks : ngga apa2, kamu duluan deh, aku ngga buru2 koq.
6 months: masih lama ngga nih?
6 years : brug! brug! brug! (suara pintu digedor), kalo mau tapa di gunung kawi sono!
Ngajarin Nyetir:
6 weeks : hati2 say, injek kopling dulu baru masukin perseneling ya
6 months: pelan2 dong lepas koplingnya.
6 years : pantesan sering ke bengkel, masukin persenelingnya aja kayak gini, biasa bawa angkot yach!
Balesin SMS:
6 weeks: iya sayang, bentar lagi nyampe rumah koq, aku beli martabak kesukaanmu dulu ya
6 months: mct bgt di jln nih
6 years : bawel, bentar lagi juga nyampe kok.
Proses kencan:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Tentu saja aku mencintaimu.
6 years : Iyalah gw mencintai lu, kalo ngga.. ga bakal kawin ama lu..
Kembali dari kantor:
6 weeks : Sayang, aku pulang nich (muach).
6 months : aku pulang!!!
6 years : Ibu lu masak apa hari ini??
Hadiah (ulang tahun):
6 weeks : Sayangku, kuharap kau menyukai cincin yang kubeli
6 months : Aku membeli lukisan, nampaknya cocok dengan suasana ruang tengah
6 years : Nih duitnya, loe beli sendiri deh yang loe mau
Telepon:
6 weeks : Baby, ada yang pengen bicara ama kamu di telpon
6 months : Eh...ini buat kamu nih...
6 years : WOOIII TELPON BUNYI TUUUHHH....
Masakan:
6 weeks : Wah, tak kusangka rasa makanan ini begitu lezaattt...!!!
6 months : Kita makan apa malam ini??
6 years : HAH? MAKANAN INI LAGI?
Memberi maaf:
6 weeks : Sayangku cintaku, aku mengerti... aku maafin kamu kok...
6 months : Awas!! jangan di ulang lagi yach..
6 years : Kenapa sich lu ga pernah dengerin kata2 gw!!!!
Baju baru:
6 weeks : Duhai kasihku, kamu seperti bidadari dengan pakaian itu
6 months : Lho, kamu beli baju baru lagi?
6 years : BELI BAJU ITU HABIS BERAPA??
Merencanakan liburan:
6 weeks : Kalo kita liburan ke Vienna atau keliling eropa pake kapal pesiar gimana??
6 months : Emangnya kenapa kalo liburan ke Istanbul pake pesawat carteran??
6 years : Jalan2? emangnya kenapa kalo dirumah aja???
Nonton TV:
6 weeks : Sayang, mau nonton apa malam ini?
6 months : Gw lebih suka filem ini.
6 years : Gw mo nonton bola, kalo ga mau ikutan, tidur duluan aja, gw bisa nonton sendiri kok…
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